Why I'd Go Gay for Angelina Jolie : Movie Stars

[MacGuffin1408]

I read somewhere that when asked to choose a woman they'd swap teams for, the most popular choice among straight women was Angelina Jolie.

Oh, hellz yeah. I would so totally go gay for her.

Don't get me wrong. I like the boys. Boys are my drug of choice. I can look at a woman and form an opinion about whether she's hot without it being a big lesbian thing. But if Angelina came round, crooked her little finger and said "You there, with the thing going on with your hair...I will have you, right now" then my reply would be "Oh yes, ma'am, and where would you like me?"

Because Angelina is...I don't know what she is. It's not just that she's gorgeous. I mean, she is gorgeous. Gorgeous in that way that
makes you think she was put on earth just to make the rest of us feel like trolls. It's not just that she has a killer bod, because she
does. At least, she did before she got scary skinny. Remember what she looked like in "Mr. & Mrs. Smith?" All curves and legs and ass-kicking? Oh yeah.

But it's not all about what she looks like. There's an attitude. It's almost...masculine. I think that's what lets straight women imagine going to bed with her. She gives off this take-charge, alpha-male energy that kind of makes you want to show your belly and let her boss you around. You just know she's got Brad Pitt dancing to her tune. And you've got to be pretty Type A to corral all those kids. Then she looks into the camera with those eyes that always seem to be sizing you up and judging how much of a threat you are, and whether or not she could take you.

She could take me. However you'd like to interpret that.

Sure, all the humanitarian stuff's great. Adopting kids from underprivileged nations, super. UN Goodwill Ambassador, good for her. That's all very attractive stuff on a match.com profile or your application for the Nobel Peace Prize. But it's what we see of her onscreen that gets our blood pumping. The characters she chooses are never weak. I don't think she could play a victim if you held a gun to her head. Even her characters that are victims, like Marianne Pearl, aren't really victims. Her back's always straight, there's always a growl ready at the corner of her mouth. She cocks her head and says "That all you got?" and the shit be ON, so you better be ready.

She's one of the only women who always seems like an equal in the man's world of movies, where women are always hookers or girlfriends. She's no one's girlfriend, and she ain't no hooker...unless she WANTS to be one, and you'd better be ready to mortgage your house to pay for her. She walks into the boys' club and looks them all up and down with that withering gaze and usually finds them wanting.

Maybe it isn't that we straight gals want to sleep with her. Maybe it's more that we want to BE her.

[kerilee]

I agree. I mean, I'm not the hugest fan of hers, but there's something about her that entices both men and women alike. She has an irresistible charm. I think she's incredibly sexy, but there are other women who are like that as well who would just be my friends and never a lover. She's a woman on her own, and can hold her ground. Maybe that's what's so appealing about her.

[monsue]

She is definitely a beautiful lady but to me what makes her even more beautiful is that she is showing such a caring side to her. I mean adopting kids all over the country, etc. I actually thought she was a bit looney when she was married to Billy Bob.

[JSTar]

I've never been a fan of Angelina Jolie. I don't dislike her, I just never thought she was that hot. I think she's doing a great thing by caring for children and trying to help out, but as far as looks go, I just don't think that she's for me.

[mom2manyboyz]

I find your post a little disturbing. But, aside from that, I like what I've read about Angelina. Devoting her life to kids that need a home is a noble cause. I have adopted a special-needs child. He is an absolute angel. I would adopt more if I had the time.

[Screenview]

Angelina is hot no doubt! She's definitely has Brad wrapped around her pinky finger. This poor guy is whipped and don't know what hit him! There is no second guessing who wears the pants in that household

[Susan]

I'm getting pretty sick of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. I think most of my dislike of them stems from what may have happend with Jennifer Aniston. I would be safet betting that Brad and Angelina hooked up on their movie "Mr & Mrs. Smith". I just can not stand a women that will steal another womans man away. At least the only thing good out of it is that they Brad and Angelina are do good things for humanity.

[jaye]

When I first saw Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider, she didn't look that attractive to me at the time, but over the years, she's grown on me. She's looking better and now I think she's megahot! I couldn't take my eyes off of her in 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith'. She has an exotic devine quallity and her lean bod is perfect. She makes me drool! Obviously, she has a good heart for her humanitarian efforts and deserves a lot of credit.

[sandcar]

Even though I'm pissed at Angelina for breaking up Brad's marriage (that's another thread altogether), I do believe that she is such a beauty. Although, I'd like her with a little more meat on her bones. I'm sorry, but she has got some skinny-ass legs on her. A few sets of squats would do wonders for her. But, man, would I love to have her fast metabolism. lol

[nocturnal]

I have a huge crush on Angelina too. I know there are other female celebrities who are much hotter than her. I guess she just really has that X-factor. I like her even more when I found out that she is bi-sexual. lol. I like her tough attitude. She can just kick any guy's ass and she can get away with it.

I just love her tattoos.. I wish I was one of those.. hehe